Lemme guess, she was trying to shitpost?
She tried to escape for 10-15 minutes before calling 911.
Whew! Good thing she had a phone with her.
Well being from Washington, she did have shit for brains.
I don't understand the need to pull out your phone when on you're on the shitter, can people seriously not stand a few minutes alone with their thoughts?
It's frustrating too. There's been a clearly noticeable increase in stalls not being available at truck stops and rest areas (I'm sure other places too) since everyone started owning smart phones. Everybody is sitting in there for half an hour scrolling mindlessly.
Sometimes the jokes make themselves.
I wouldnt even want my phone back at that point. Thats a goner. Ill get a new one
When I was about ten in the mid eighties I went on a school camp in Australia and this abo kid threw another kids cloths down into the long drop at the camp ground we were staying at. So the teachers tied a rope around the abo kids waist and lowered him down into the toilet to retrieve the cloths. After that he got the strap (leather belt) around his backside for being a cunt on school camp.
Yeah, too bad she didn't tie the leash around her neck...
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