It looks like you've spent too much on gasoline and groceries this month, citizen. Your purchasing is restricted until the end of the month. Thank you for your cooperation.
You didn't get the latest booster shot? You can't buy any groceries until you do, goy.
You voted for Trump? Your money disappeared and the IRS is auditing you. So sorry, goy.
>It looks like you've spent too much on gasoline and groceries this month, citizen. Your purchasing is restricted until the end of the month. Thank you for your cooperation.
You didn't get the latest booster shot?
You can't buy any groceries until you do, goy.
You voted for Trump?
Your money disappeared and the IRS is auditing you.
So sorry, goy.
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