I bet it works

Drill Instructor: Do any of you people know who Charles Whitman was (youtu.be)?

[Pause. No response.]

None of you dumb asses know?

[One recruit rises.]

Private Cowboy.

Private Cowboy: Sir. He was that guy who shot all those people from that tower in Austin, Texas, Sir.

Drill Instructor: That's affirmative. Charles Whitman killed twelve people from a twenty-eight story observation tower at the University of Texas, from distances of up to four hundred yards.

Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was?

[Pause. A black recruit rises.]

Private Snowball.

Private Snowball: Sir! He shot Kennedy, Sir!

Drill Instructor: That's right. And do you know how far away he was?

Private Snowball: Sir! He was pretty far. From that school suppository building, Sir!

[Laughter from the recruits.]

Drill Instructor: All right, knock it off. Two hundred and fifty feet. He was two hundred and fifty feet away and shooting at a moving target. He got off three rounds from an old Italian bolt action rifle in only six seconds. And scored two hits, including a head shot.

Do any of you people know where these individuals learned how to shoot?

[A recruit rises.]

Private Joker.

Private Joker: Sir! In the marines, Sir!

Drill Instructor: In the marines! Outstanding! Those individuals showed what one motivated marine and his rifle can do! And before you ladies leave my island, you'll all be able to do the same thing!

https://wightman.ca/

Canadian telecommunications company. Wish I lived in their service area.

So every Jew with the last name Weissman is also racist.