Maybe it wasn't an affair (oh muh goodness gracious such a White people word!) and was instead a fornication or an adultery?
In the voice of David Attenborough:
Such is the mating ritual of the North American Pavement Ape. There would have been hollerin' and hootin' and much twerking from the sheboon, with the accompaniment of many "muh dik"'s from the buck nigger. In a seedy motel room, rented by the hour, the mating ritual is over almost as soon as it has begun. The sheboon proceeds to prepare for the birth of another nigglet by filling out welfare paperwork and the nigger goes to the store and is never seen again.
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