Fat kills again. On the plus side, even if it doesn't motivate obeasts to lose the fat, at the every least it puts them on notice that no amount of wishful thinking is going to keep that harness closed when their huge mass x acceleration hits y psi. I am sick and tired of having to fake politeness and make patient accommodations and wait around for these fuckin ham-planets to get try and squeeze their big asses into a normal sized ride seat. They already have a bar saying "You must be this tall to ride" at the entrance. Just set two stainless steel posts in concrete with a sign saying "If you fat ass can't squeeze between these, you are too fat for this ride".
Fat kills again. On the plus side, even if it doesn't motivate obeasts to lose the fat, at the every least it puts them on notice that no amount of wishful thinking is going to keep that harness closed when their huge mass x acceleration hits y psi. I am sick and tired of having to fake politeness and make patient accommodations and wait around for these fuckin ham-planets to get try and squeeze their big asses into a normal sized ride seat. They already have a bar saying "You must be this tall to ride" at the entrance. Just set two stainless steel posts in concrete with a sign saying "If you fat ass can't squeeze between these, you are too fat for this ride".
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