The heartbroken dad is demanding to know why his 6-foot-5, 340-pound son was even allowed on the ride after he was stopped from getting on others due to his size
"Why didn't the minimum wage carnies parent my giant kid?"
Fat kills again. On the plus side, even if it doesn't motivate obeasts to lose the fat, at the every least it puts them on notice that no amount of wishful thinking is going to keep that harness closed when their huge mass x acceleration hits y psi. I am sick and tired of having to fake politeness and make patient accommodations and wait around for these fuckin ham-planets to get try and squeeze their big asses into a normal sized ride seat. They already have a bar saying "You must be this tall to ride" at the entrance. Just set two stainless steel posts in concrete with a sign saying "If you fat ass can't squeeze between these, you are too fat for this ride".
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