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[–] 8 pts

The heartbroken dad is demanding to know why his 6-foot-5, 340-pound son was even allowed on the ride after he was stopped from getting on others due to his size

"Why didn't the minimum wage carnies parent my giant kid?"

[–] 1 pt (edited )

Fat kills again. On the plus side, even if it doesn't motivate obeasts to lose the fat, at the every least it puts them on notice that no amount of wishful thinking is going to keep that harness closed when their huge mass x acceleration hits y psi. I am sick and tired of having to fake politeness and make patient accommodations and wait around for these fuckin ham-planets to get try and squeeze their big asses into a normal sized ride seat. They already have a bar saying "You must be this tall to ride" at the entrance. Just set two stainless steel posts in concrete with a sign saying "If you fat ass can't squeeze between these, you are too fat for this ride".

[–] 4 pts

should have clicked the seat belt into place

[–] 1 pt

seat belts are white inventions though he was just being true to his niggerdom.

[–] 3 pts

Like most things in this world, you have to realize the only person you can fully trust with your life is yourself. What we can all learn here is that that stupid belt we think might be pointless, actually is for something.

Tragic. But damn... 14 years old, 6'4, and 340lbs...

[–] 2 pts

Yeah those parents really dropped the butter ball

[–] 0 pt

Maybe his dad can organ donate his sons tits to some less fortunate flat chested woman. Rest in peace tyre

[–] 1 pt

That's one way to retread the tyre.