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"What a long, strange trip it's been." - The Greatful Dead
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“Charity is no part of the legislative duty of government. It would puzzle any gentleman to lay his finger on any part of the Constitution which would authorize the government to interpose in the relief of… sufferers.” - James Madison [560x560 - 297KB]
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"You tell me that if I take the deposits from the bank and annul its charter, I shall ruin ten thousand families. That may be true, gentlemen, but that is your sin! Should I let you go on, you will ruin fifty thousand families, and that would be my sin! You are a den of vipers and thieves."
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“They lose the day in expectation of the night, and the night in fear of the dawn.” ― Seneca, On the Shortness of Life
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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss. - Robert A. Heinlein
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"Every dire thing is attributed to Hitler, including the reasons for WWII. Why? The Bolsheviks control the narrative, the media." - C.J.
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Free Speech is extremely important because... me being a Jew, I don't want to have to pay for speech.
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BIDEN: ‘Imagine Had The Tobacco Industry Been Immune To Prostitute’
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'Protesting for peace is like masturbating for virginity'
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You don't need a bigger cock. You need better social skills.
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It's not about the size of you D. It's about the size of your balls
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“Wokeness” gives people a shield to be mean and cruel, armored in false virtue.” -Elon Musk
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You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.— Nikola Tesla, 1898
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"Let's go Brandon, I agree." - Joe Biden
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"Idolatry is committed, not merely by setting up false gods, but also by setting up false devils...."
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"Jen Psaki (Pronounced Piss Hockey): “Pregnant and postpartum people”
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"Store shelves under Biden are as packed as his rallies were." - Kevin Sorbo (persecuted for being Christian)
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"For Jamaica, one of the issues that has been presented as an issue that is economic in the way its impact has been the pandemic...we will assist Jamaica in Covid recovery by assisting in terms of the recovery efforts in Jamaica that have been essential." - Professional Prostitute Kamala Harris
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"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in." - Mark Twain
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"Proving once again that American government -- at all levels -- is run by rhesus monkeys and employs the dumbest fucking people on Earth." - Matthew Noto
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"We Have Room For But One Flag, The American Flag..."
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Teddy Roosevelt: "If I Must Choose..."
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“In the end, the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it.” - Orwell, 1984
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"Never again will you be capable of ordinary human feeling. Everything will be dead inside you."...
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I'm very concerned because I think the Jews want to drive the elephants to extinction because the trunk of an elephant reminds them of an uncircumcised penis. I'm absolutely serious about that. Jews are sick, they're mental cases. - Bobby Fischer
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