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“Everyone’s got a plan ‘til they get punched in the face.”

“Everyone’s got a plan ‘til they get punched in the face.”

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[–] 9 pts

I believe the correct quote is: "Everyone goth a plan till dey get punthed in da faith!"

[–] 3 pts

Reverend Mike Tyson punches people in the fatih!

[–] 3 pts

He also said the best punch he ever threw was against his ex, robin givens.

[–] 4 pts

I like "I want to eat his children" better. Really reminds me of how the current elites and politicians feel about my family and the sanctity of life.

[–] 2 pts

Mine is "Fuck you faggot. I'll fuck you until you love me".

[–] 0 pt

This is a great one, too, but not as profound as the other one.

[–] 0 pt

How long would one have to be fucked by Mike Tyson to love him, especially with how profound one's asshole would become in that time?

[–] [deleted] 0 pt (edited )

I've been punched in the face before. When I was a kid, an ugly, fat, stupid, eastern European cunt sucker-punched me. My brother beat the shit out of him with an umbrella. Well, don't punch people for no good reason, motherfucker.

[–] 0 pt

I'd like to stomp on your children's testicles to show you the pain I have everyday

tell me again who he has tattooed on his body.