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“Everyone’s got a plan ‘til they get punched in the face.”

“Everyone’s got a plan ‘til they get punched in the face.”

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I believe the correct quote is: "Everyone goth a plan till dey get punthed in da faith!"

[–] 3 pts

He also said the best punch he ever threw was against his ex, robin givens.

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Reverend Mike Tyson punches people in the fatih!

[–] 4 pts

I like "I want to eat his children" better. Really reminds me of how the current elites and politicians feel about my family and the sanctity of life.

[–] 2 pts

Mine is "Fuck you faggot. I'll fuck you until you love me".

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This is a great one, too, but not as profound as the other one.

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How long would one have to be fucked by Mike Tyson to love him, especially with how profound one's asshole would become in that time?

tell me again who he has tattooed on his body.

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I've been punched in the face before. When I was a kid, an ugly, fat, stupid, eastern European cunt sucker-punched me. My brother beat the shit out of him with an umbrella. Well, don't punch people for no good reason, motherfucker.

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I'd like to stomp on your children's testicles to show you the pain I have everyday