I believe the correct quote is: "Everyone goth a plan till dey get punthed in da faith!"
I like "I want to eat his children" better. Really reminds me of how the current elites and politicians feel about my family and the sanctity of life.
Mine is "Fuck you faggot. I'll fuck you until you love me".
This is a great one, too, but not as profound as the other one.
How long would one have to be fucked by Mike Tyson to love him, especially with how profound one's asshole would become in that time?
"I'll eat your ASSHOLE A L I V E" (yewtu.be)
I've been punched in the face before. When I was a kid, an ugly, fat, stupid, eastern European cunt sucker-punched me. My brother beat the shit out of him with an umbrella. Well, don't punch people for no good reason, motherfucker.
*mouth
I'd like to stomp on your children's testicles to show you the pain I have everyday
tell me again who he has tattooed on his body.
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