You gotta send us some guns first. And some of those training advisers - are the Taliban's trainers now available? They speak snackbar, right? We got lots of guys who speak snackbar now. We can probably rustle up some donkeys. Teach them all to snowshoe. We've gotta get those Muslims up to the Rocky mountains right now, get some marching going. Put out some viral video on the interwebs, with inspiring snackbar music. Just like back home. We can have them invade Alaska. That's a good thirty year mountain war right there. Alaska's even got oil. And nearby Russians too. I mean, what else do we really need?