"2 trillion dollars to train and equip the Afghan military over the past 20 years. They fell in a week. It was never about real training. It was about military contractors and corporations raking in the profits." Richard Ojeda - Retired US Army Major [768x889 - 108KB]

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How much did we pay to train and equip the Taliban to overthrow the government?

How is it, I wonder, that we trained the Taliban so well, and the government troops so poorly?

Had they done it right they could have had another fifty years of war.

Oh well, I guess we just invade another country then.

How about Canada?

What's that? Too many Muslims in Canada already?

Worried you might get your asses kicked for a third time?

Now now, Canada has mostly peaceful Muslims.

...and hardly any guns at all.

Just ask Trudeau.

I wonder if you can grow heroin in Alberta....

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That's more of the same old 2000's stuffs. It's 2021, how about invading the US this time? With regime change and shit? Why not? So progressive!

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You gotta send us some guns first.

And some of those training advisers - are the Taliban's trainers now available?

They speak snackbar, right?

We got lots of guys who speak snackbar now.

We can probably rustle up some donkeys.

Teach them all to snowshoe.

We've gotta get those Muslims up to the Rocky mountains right now, get some marching going.

Put out some viral video on the interwebs, with inspiring snackbar music.

Just like back home.

We can have them invade Alaska. That's a good thirty year mountain war right there.

Alaska's even got oil. And nearby Russians too.

I mean, what else do we really need?