Furthermore. I have the option to get rich tomorrow by investing in Bitcoin or the stock market. I have the option to fuck the fat chick down the street or stay celibate. I haven't decided. I haven't determined either one, instead I'm stuck here with you.

Wrong. You have no free will, you have the illusion of it.

It's deterministic forces that make you make every decision you perceive yourself as choosing to take, including this one.