Once upon a time there was a man called shia labeouf.... This man had a very high opinion of himself... One day he decided to fuck with the good people of teh intarwebs... And a war broke out, between him and them, a very strange war... As a result, he turned mad, and got humbled. Humbled so hard he ended up in a little shed in the woods... And his name became shit lequeef The moral of this story is this: Don't fuck with the faceless men when you have one...