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Send a strong statement to President Trump and the Republican Media RIGHT NOW that you are strongly AGAINST the use of GUNS in MAJOR CRIMES. Here we see a young man probably a college student enrolled in sexual studies who is being FORCED to hold a GUN against his will! Being FORCED to hold a GUN is shocking abuse and the loud boom-bang sound of the ammo clip deafened his ears and gave him LIFELONG PTSD. This is HORRIBLE.

Fun fact: this is actually the exact shirt Chris Kyle was wearing when he died, and he once claimed the shirt’s 20% accuracy buff was what allowed him to earn the Punisher skull decals on his gold AWP.

We know that guns are mean and scary but sometimes you have to bite the bullet and go sicko mode on the bad guys. This shirt says loud and clear: “I will defend myself”. If a woman is coming at you with dangerous intent, she’ll think twice when she sees this shirt. The shirt is also classified by the U.S. Marine Specops as Grade III-A body armor, thanks to the 100% bulletproof nanotech fiber extracted from the silk of lab-grown spider chimeras. Our streetwear fits are designed for high-speed, low-drag tactical espionage operations, so don’t even try to wear this if your K/D radio is less than 4.0 or you might get flagged for stolen valour.

All proceeds will be donated to the Chris Dorner Foundation’s new community outreach program, called School Gun Safety Training Camp for Unmedicated Schizophrenics.

Send a strong statement to President Trump and the Republican Media RIGHT NOW that you are strongly AGAINST the use of GUNS in MAJOR CRIMES. Here we see a young man probably a college student enrolled in sexual studies who is being FORCED to hold a GUN against his will! Being FORCED to hold a GUN is shocking abuse and the loud boom-bang sound of the ammo clip deafened his ears and gave him LIFELONG PTSD. This is HORRIBLE. Fun fact: this is actually the exact shirt Chris Kyle was wearing when he died, and he once claimed the shirt’s 20% accuracy buff was what allowed him to earn the Punisher skull decals on his gold AWP. We know that guns are mean and scary but sometimes you have to bite the bullet and go sicko mode on the bad guys. This shirt says loud and clear: “I will defend myself”. If a woman is coming at you with dangerous intent, she’ll think twice when she sees this shirt. The shirt is also classified by the U.S. Marine Specops as Grade III-A body armor, thanks to the 100% bulletproof nanotech fiber extracted from the silk of lab-grown spider chimeras. Our streetwear fits are designed for high-speed, low-drag tactical espionage operations, so don’t even try to wear this if your K/D radio is less than 4.0 or you might get flagged for stolen valour. All proceeds will be donated to the Chris Dorner Foundation’s new community outreach program, called School Gun Safety Training Camp for Unmedicated Schizophrenics.

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This is pretty good!

Go full schizo mode or go suck start a shotgun, ur choiuce bru