Ohhh this is part of the plan of patriots in control! All part of the show as 'current' president trunk defeats the whole world in secret for free for you. Ohio is patriots controlling the situation to wake up normies to the evil cabal! Boom! Dioxin is secretly a vitamin that only poisons people with (non-bumpstonk)guns! Libtards btfo!
General Happenstance is secretly communicating with Trump using encrypted bat phones and has a plan to repurpose a hyper-powerful secret giga-magnetic space weapon to suck the vinyl chloride and other toxins out of Ohio's soil and water. Before you ask, they have a plan to make vinyl chloride magnetic so this is possible using ScienceTM and Patriot TechnologyTM . Then they will expose the deep state cabal and end the tyranny of the demonrats forever! It's all in Q's last communication. Two more weeks!
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