General Happenstance is secretly communicating with Trump using encrypted bat phones and has a plan to repurpose a hyper-powerful secret giga-magnetic space weapon to suck the vinyl chloride and other toxins out of Ohio's soil and water. Before you ask, they have a plan to make vinyl chloride magnetic so this is possible using ScienceTM and Patriot TechnologyTM . Then they will expose the deep state cabal and end the tyranny of the demonrats forever! It's all in Q's last communication. Two more weeks!
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