She was visiting with family that lived next to a cousin of mine. The cousin had some dumbass plot to hook us up then steal me from her. The cousin was 1. a cousin, 2. a retarded twat, 3. fucking ugly.
The girl (my wife) was a easy ten. I saw my cousin for about 30 minutes on the day she introduced us and not a second more in the almost 30 years since.
That's awesome!! Congrats!!
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