Obama decides to make a rap video: We need more than equal representation If we're going to make new legislation; Republicans tryin' to take welfare away, So go to the polls and make them pay; We'll tax the rich and tax some more, Shit, nigger, no reason you should be poor; I'm Robin Hood, like in the movies, Vote for us and it'll all be groovy; Free phone, free health, free food, free car, I ain't lying, that's where we are; We'll even give you free money, son, Basic income, now that's some fun; No need to work; when you're a nigger Your monthly check gets bigger and bigger; So play it cool and don't attack, Purple-haired white girls got your back.