I'd like to get an account at Truth Social, but I'm not signing up for anything that asks for any personal information from me, so I guess that's out.
Sure, I could create a fake identity, but why should I have to? Anyway, the NSA already knows who I am.
I like to think that in the bowels of one of those huge NSA buildings there is a 24-year-old female operative who spends every morning going through all my posts and my browser history, and cataloging it. She is secretly deeply in love with me. She has blue eyes and long blond hair, and sometimes wears her hair up in one of those net things at the back of her head that look so pretty.
And if you are Harold at the NSA, and are 320 pounds with a face full of pimples, reading this right now ... fuck you, Harold.
I like to think that in the bowels of one of those huge NSA buildings there is a 24-year-old female operative who spends every morning going through all my posts and my browser history, and cataloging it. She is secretly deeply in love with me. She has blue eyes and long blond hair, and sometimes wears her hair up in one of those net things at the back of her head that look so pretty.
Good perspective!
Harold is going to take that as an invitation
I love that story about the blonde.
The chick watching me is some big fat black hippo, eating fried chicken at her desk, wearing a t-shirt saying "I don't give a fuck about your diet Karen". <
And she LOVES me to be sure honey. Snaps fingers.
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