I like to think that in the bowels of one of those huge NSA buildings there is a 24-year-old female operative who spends every morning going through all my posts and my browser history, and cataloging it. She is secretly deeply in love with me. She has blue eyes and long blond hair, and sometimes wears her hair up in one of those net things at the back of her head that look so pretty.
Good perspective!
>I like to think that in the bowels of one of those huge NSA buildings there is a 24-year-old female operative who spends every morning going through all my posts and my browser history, and cataloging it. She is secretly deeply in love with me. She has blue eyes and long blond hair, and sometimes wears her hair up in one of those net things at the back of her head that look so pretty.
Good perspective!
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