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I have no idea what she is trying to say.

I have no idea what she is trying to say.

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I have no idea what she is trying to say.

  • "So I called up the captain, please bring me my wine. He said, we haven't had that spirit here, since 1969..."
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Of all the shit in the world that is easily and freely accessible on the internet, why can't I find any detail blueprints for one of these?: https://historyofyesterday.com/the-cia-heart-attack-gun-e3d0fb93adeb

Purely for research and educational purposes of course.

"Now children, once you've made your home-made heart attack gun, you never, ever, want to point it in an unsafe direction, because you might accidently, whoopsie, cause a heart attack in someone that looks like they're a walking corpse already, and that would potentially upend the entire us.gov! And we wouldn't want anything like that to ever happen now, would we?"

[–] • 3 pts

Patriot, I suspect we will need a drunk to translate.

[–] • 0 pt

Hi Lakota, glad to see you around. "a drunk to translate", haha, good one!

[–] • 2 pts

Did Nancy Drunklosi forget her squirt bottle filled with vodka.

[–] • 2 pts

What's so hard to understand? It's bird. Bird and privilege. Well, ...privilege scrub. You put some in, you take some out. You always have bird, and you can take bird out. But be careful because a privilege violation can take you out.

I had a kindergarten teacher that looked just like Nancy. She taught us about bird and privilege scrub right after Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of vodka.

[–] • 0 pt

Should we be worried about stupid_bird's safety?

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You would think that after all of these years she would have someone on staff that would walk her away from the podium when she has been day drinking.

[–] • 0 pt

You would think the people of California would’ve made her into a wind chime years ago.

[–] • 1 pt

That part a little ways in where she smiles as she corrects herself, thinking she's saved face and just avoided looking crazy or incoherent, all the while being a total wreck.

[–] • 1 pt

I have a friend with severe pain problems and the pain MEds leave him a bit addled and at times I have to question him and fill in gaps to what he tries to communicate but he's still far more articulate than this addled crone.