'Federal agents Laqueefa La'Trine and Tyrone Watermelon concluded that Taco Bell was guilty...of being too delicious.'
I saw a very heavy woman the other day walking through a parking lot. I wondered if she was going to the gym, directly in front of her. Nope, instead she veered off and went in the fast food restaurant.
Her fat sugar was low
Yuuuuuup deez twenny ceent taycos be ummmm mmmmmm guuuud nigga aymah grubupawneem gnome seyin?!?
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