Owe the IRS? A parking ticket? Child support? Municipal fees? It will be deducted - no matter the circumstances and no matter how illegitimate. I'm sure other banks have similar clauses, and you're right - we need to stop using their services.
We've determined via our pre emptive crime algorithm that (enter date here) you will commit the crime of (enter crime here) your bank account and social credit score have been adjusted to show accountability. We've also taken out additional funds for being white toxic and racist please do better.Thank you for being a Wells Fargo customer. Good bye.
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