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I must admit, I had a certain smug satisfaction that night, watching Bob Heinlein stroll through “the solar system,” emphatically predicting to Walter and literally the world, via satellite, that,
“henceforth, this night - July 20, 1969 - will be known as ‘the Beginning of the True History of Mankind.’”
After the heady events of that unforgettable 32 hours - the landing; the eerie EVA, complete with ghostly television shots “live from the Moon”; and then, after the crew had slept for a few hours for the first time on the Moon, the successful liftoff of the Lunar Module “Eagle” and rendezvous with the Command Module “Columbia,” still in lunar orbit - CBS moved our unit up the street, to the Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) in Pasadena.
There we would cover the remainder of the flight, arriving at JPL right after the three Apollo 11 astronauts blasted home toward Earth and “splashdown” in the South Pacific, three days later.
The reason was that NASA had another mission underway during “the Epic Journey of Apollo 11” - a fly-by of two unmanned Mariner spacecraft past Mars, for only the second time in NASA’s history.
With only one “CBS Special Events Unit” in California, to cover all of NASA’s space activities on the West Coast in those years, it was up to our small group in Los Angeles - a producer, a correspondent, a couple of camera guys, maybe a couple of technicians, a make-up person and me - to overlap our continuing coverage of Apollo 11, now originating from the Von Karman Auditorium at JPL, with new commentary covering the second unmanned NASA mission to fly by Mars in history.
Mariner 6 was to cruise past Mars on July 31 - recording television images, making spectral scans, conducting remote atmospheric measurements, etc. - just ten days after “Columbia” left lunar orbit, heading for the Pacific Ocean.
Our arrival at JPL on the afternoon of July 22, in preparation for this Mariner 6 fly-by was heady stuff for a 23-year-old network science consultant, as this was my first “in-person” tour to cover an actual live mission.
The circumstances of my first fly-by live from JPL are etched indelibly in my brain, if for no other reason than it was the moment when television lightning struck.
One morning our Executive Producer, Bob Wussler, suddenly decided to put me on the air across the entire CBS television network to explain the upcoming Mariner fly-by to the nation!
How could one ever forget their first professional network television appearance - and their first official network commentary for a NASA mission flying by Mars, no less? For the life of me, I can’t remember a thing I said that morning. I do remember that I had to literally borrow a sportcoat and tie from one of the floor crew for my first appearance on network television.
And, I vividly remember a bizarre scene that happened only a couple days before at JPL, as we arrived.
It was controlled bedlam. Close to a thousand print reporters, television correspondents, technicians, special VIPs, as well as half the staff at JPL itself, were all attempting to register for the limited seating in the (relatively) small Von Karman Auditorium - that had been the scene for all live network coverage of JPL’s previous extravaganzas ever since Explorer 1 had been placed in orbit by an Army/JPL team one January night in 1958.
This warm July afternoon only eleven years later, it seemed that everyone was in a mad scramble - simultaneously - to register at the lobby desks specifically set up for members of the press, trying to grab the limited number of press kits on the Mission, and then nail down a seat in the Auditorium beyond. It was at this point, as I was drifting around Von Karman, trying to spot where the CBS anchor desk was positioned, that I noticed something strange.
Even to my untrained eye, it looked out of place: a man, wearing jeans and a long, light-colored raincoat (it was typical L.A. weather outside - so, why the coat?).
This man, wearing one of those floppy “great coats” that cowpunchers used to wear in old Westerns, complete with a dark leather bag slung over one shoulder, was slowly, methodically, placing “something” on each chair in Von Karman.
As he got closer, I suddenly realized he was accompanied by a more conventionally dressed representative from JPL itself: coatless, in white shirt and black tie - the second figure was, in fact, none other than the head of the JPL press office, Frank Bristow.
In the midst of all the commotion, why was Bristow - again, the head of the JPL press office - personally squiring this very out-of-place individual around the Auditorium?
Then, as if that wasn’t mystery enough, Bristow began moving “great coat guy” back out to the cramped “press room area” beyond the glassed-in foyer of the Auditorium.
There, in an office where space correspondents, like Walter Sullivan (New York Times), Frank Pearlman (San Francisco Chronicle), Jules Bergmann (ABC), and Bill Stout (our local guy from CBS) hung out, and wrote their leads and copy after each formal press briefing held in Von Karman itself, a handful of reporters were now being introduced, again by Bristow, to “great coat guy.”
Why was the official head of the JPL press office doing this? I soon had my answer.
As Bristow watched approvingly, his “guest” proceeded to hand each available reporter a copy of whatever he’d been putting on the seats back in the Auditorium.
As I opened up the handout, something yellow and silvery fell on the tile floor. It was a shiny American flag, maybe four inches lengthwise, made of aluminized mylar. I turned to the couple of mimeographed pages and began to read - and couldn’t believe my eyes.
The date was July 22, 1969. The three Apollo 11 astronauts - Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and Mike Collins, two of whom had just successfully walked on “the frigging Moon” and wouldn’t splash down in the South Pacific Ocean for two more days, were still halfway between Earth and the “Sea of Tranquility.”
Yet here, someone with an obvious “in” to JPL was handing out a mimeographed broadsheet to all the real reporters … claiming that “NASA has just faked the entire Apollo 11 Lunar Landing… on a soundstage in Nevada!”
And, if that wasn’t weird enough, this individual was being personally escorted around Von Karman by none other than the head of the JPL press office himself!
I did what I saw the other veterans do: I casually threw the two pages in the trash and tucked the shiny flag into my notebook. But the seed had been planted. Looking back, based on all our hard-won knowledge of what is really “out there” in the solar system, and experiencing the outrageous lengths NASA will go to keep “the secret,” I can now put the pieces together.
This was an official “Op” - Bristow’s job was to make sure that all the national reporters covering NASA at least saw what was handed out that afternoon, complete with shiny flag to act as a mnemonic device to trigger the memory of what was in the pamphlet long after it was history.
Sooner or later, a percentage of those who read it that afternoon at JPL would write it up - as a quirky angle on the far-too-dry official tale of Apollo 11.
In this way, it would become a naturally-reproducing meme - “a unit of cultural information, such as a cultural practice or idea, that is transmitted verbally or by repeated action from one mind to another” - which is exactly what NASA apparently intended to plant at JPL that afternoon.
To deliberately “infect” the American culture with the story that “the Moon landing was all a fake!”
Was this all some far-seeing “back-up plan” if, in some point in the future, it started to emerge why the astronauts had really gone to the Moon?
Fox, the “fair and balanced” network, activated the meme in 2001 - with the Did We Land on the Moon? special. There, waiting in the wings was a neatly packaged 30-year-old “conspiracy theory” perfectly gift-wrapped for those finally beginning to “disbelieve” in NASA.
An officially concocted “inoculation” against troublemakers who would one day place before many of those same national reporters a set of embarrassing official Apollo photographs, asking the crucial question:
“What did NASA really find during its Apollo missions to the Moon?”
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