I talk to them like children, remind them all their problems are their own doing, and the solutions are simple. Then I tell them I'm going back to paradise, aka out of the city, where everything is normal and we don't give two shits about their myths. And I like to mention happy animals and nature, because they can connect with that. Mostly I just try to say good luck with a grin on my way out the door. Satire is powerful.
I talk to them like children, remind them all their problems are their own doing, and the solutions are simple. Then I tell them I'm going back to paradise, aka out of the city, where everything is normal and we don't give two shits about their myths. And I like to mention happy animals and nature, because they can connect with that. Mostly I just try to say good luck with a grin on my way out the door. Satire is powerful.
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