Joe doesn't have the code to the executive wash room, never mind the football.
I doubt if he has the nuke codes.
Highly unlikely that Xiden's handlers allow access to the Senior Authority and Executive Authority procedures for employment of nuclear weapons. Probably, the handlers have made certain he would never be able to order access to the "football". Authorization of the release of nuclear weapons is a complicated and difficult process which involves exchange of code phrases, opening of sealed "crackers" (plastic decks of cards sealed in one-time opening material), and the observation of at least two other senior officers at all times.
Xiden with Launch Authority? LOL since the only thing he can launch is a dripping turd into his diaper.
Humour aside, the next one on the list if Xiden is incapacitated is CamelToe Heels-up so let that just hang there.
my point exactly, Biden cannot have the codes so he cannot be POTUS. Everybody, all 350 million US citizen need to scream at DC. This cannot stand!
He can't make it up stairs, read from a teleprompter or hold in his ass gas in front of world leaders in very relaxed situations. There is no way he could read off a code under stress, he'd drop dead.
Don't worry about it, he'll fumble it so badly that the incoming nukes will take you out in a flash and you won't feel anything.
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