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Biden: 'I Apologize For Calling All The Colored Folks Negroes'

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After stirring controversy by referring to legendary baseball player Satchel Paige as a "negro," Biden came forward today to apologize for his gaffe.

"Ah man, I apologize for calling all the colored folks negroes," he said to a stunned press. "I forgot all the coloreds don't want us to them to call them that anymore. Sorry, colored people!"

The White House also apologized for the gaffe, reminding everyone that "negro" was the preferred term when Biden began his career back over half a century ago. "It's also important to remember that Biden has advanced dementia," said the Press Secretary. "Give ol' racist Joe a break!"

Biden's aides also confirmed he will be making amends with the black community by inviting Jesse Jackson to the White House to sniff his hair.

Biden maintains that allegations of racism directed at him are baseless. "I'm not a racist," Biden said. "And if you don't believe me, you ain't a negro!" https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-i-apologize-for-calling-all-the-colored-folks-negroes/

Biden: 'I Apologize For Calling All The Colored Folks Negroes' WASHINGTON, D.C.—After stirring controversy by referring to legendary baseball player Satchel Paige as a "negro," Biden came forward today to apologize for his gaffe. "Ah man, I apologize for calling all the colored folks negroes," he said to a stunned press. "I forgot all the coloreds don't want us to them to call them that anymore. Sorry, colored people!" The White House also apologized for the gaffe, reminding everyone that "negro" was the preferred term when Biden began his career back over half a century ago. "It's also important to remember that Biden has advanced dementia," said the Press Secretary. "Give ol' racist Joe a break!" Biden's aides also confirmed he will be making amends with the black community by inviting Jesse Jackson to the White House to sniff his hair. Biden maintains that allegations of racism directed at him are baseless. "I'm not a racist," Biden said. "And if you don't believe me, you ain't a negro!" https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-i-apologize-for-calling-all-the-colored-folks-negroes/

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No one can keep track of what these stone age idiots want to be called on any given year.

They go around with English and jewish last names dying their hair blonde, playing European instruments, wearing Euro style clothes, rapping over a stolen track made with JS Bach's tonal system, playing sports our ancestors invented, logging into our networks using our electronics and computers to tell us, "don't appropriate my culture"

Tell you what boy, change your name back to zoomba boomba or whatever it's supposed to be, live in a house made of donkey shit, hit a drum with a stick and walk from now on.

Oh look, your culture sucks. lol

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I can only give you one upvote for this? Bummer!

Then I shall give you but one in return! hahaha

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bro , you better copyright zoomba boomba , it's catchy