You better watch your back before she turn into a killer Let's review the situation that you're caught up inna To be a true player, yuh haffi know how to play If she say, "A night," convince her say, "A day" Never admit to a word when she say And if she claims ah yuh, tell her, "Baby, no way" But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me) Saw me bangin' on the sofa (it wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (it wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (it wasn't me) She saw the marks on my shoulder (it wasn't me) Heard the words that I told her (it wasn't me) Heard the screams gettin' louder (it wasn't me) She stayed until it was over Honey came in and she caught me red-handed Creepin' with the girl next door Picture this, we were both butt naked Bangin' on the bathroom floor I had tried to keep her from what She was about to see Why should she believe me When I told her it wasn't me?