“Hello, this is 911 please state your emergency.” “There is a fire in my house, I have vital information to give you so that you can rescue me and all of our neighbors because the fire is spreading to other homes.” “OK, give me the information.” “No, I will reveal it piece by piece through cryptic clues and word play, I will call you every 10 minutes with more of the puzzle.” “Your house is on fire right now, lives are at stake, please give me the information.” “No, it will be revealed to you a little bit at a time, I have actually been calling you for the last six years and giving you little bits here and there, and left it up to interpretation, and I’m going to continue to do it for the next six years.” “Sir, I thought you said the fire is currently burning? What’s wrong with you? Just give me the information.” “Ha ha ha. That is what everyone would expect! But actually, I’m going to continue to play cryptic word games with you and have an indefinite timeline so I can never be proven wrong, also, I’m going to tell you in advance that some of the information you get will be false, that way whenever some of the things I tell you turned out not to be true, you can continue to excuse that in your mind as part of my plan to give you the information.” “Sir, I hope you burn to death.”