OMG - so many hilarious quotes in this video! https://youtu.be/FIozed_gcp8 "Don't come here if you're from California. They're the only Communists who haven't learned their lesson." "In Texas, we don't have pronouns. We just have amateur-nouns." Getting "meat sweats" doesn't mean to stop eating. "Hips - the perfect God-given design to rest our holsters on." "Investments? You can't load Bitcoin into your 9mm." "Conceal carry is where it's at. The only reason to carry a gun in your holster is so your concealed gun has something to hide under...And then - BAM - problem solved... and call your lawyer..." "Why do we need guns? Because we live in a world full of people who ask that question!" "Austin is basically the tampon of Texas. A little soft spot in the middle of a sea of red." And when he shows off his t-shirts and does this hysterical 'quick change' thing it's like "tah-dah!" ----------------------------------------- More hilarity from AwakenWithJP (who brought us: "How to Think Like a Texan") - here's a sampling from his UTube channel at: https://www.youtube.com/user/AwakenWithJP/videos "Advice for the People Running Biden" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCIaIk4FiZs (it has several more hysterical putting-on-a-shirt things towards the end) "A Federal Hate Crime to Criticize Fauci" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciwMDLn2Sks "The Woke Olympics" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohL1WEGqRaU "The People Who Want Censorship" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67gsNwhOxtc "When Identity Politics, CRT (Critical Race Theory) and Feminism Get Together" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efA6B2EKLN4 "Woke-cabulary" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWms5J7yzW8