It’s funny how everything always turns out to be so darn convenient for the conspiracy theory, isn’t it? Everybody’s going to drop dead! In two weeks! Wait, I mean, in two months! Wait, I mean 10 months! Wait, two years! Wait, we might not find out for another 20 years how bad it’s going to be! Oh and of course no high profile people are dying, it’s only my brothers cousin’s aunt’s boyfriend, because that’s part of the plan. It’s always so darn convenient. Look I know this thing is deadly (and some famous people have actually died) but we got to do better than that.