No no! It HAS to be a satanic conspiracy!!!!! HAS TO BE!!!! Q SAID!!! You know, the liar who was wrong about everything. The painfully obvious fraud who people emotionally invested in so now they have to cling to it as if it were still viable. It’s like watching a brokenhearted wife cling to the dead body of her husband and never bury it until the neighbors come over and do it behind her back. These celebrities are freaks and I have no doubt some of them are involved in some Satanic shit, but watching conspiracy retards giving them super powers and super villain personalities is just another form of celebrity worship. Watching them give us updates on which celebrities they think I’ve been cloned or assassinated is hilarious. They are celebrities. Who cares? Why do you care? It’s embarrassing. And then when none of them get assassinated they have to make up a new one so they lie and say that they actually were assassinated but replaced with clones. That’s right, fully functional adult clones, formed with memories and speech patterns and language. When that was proven to be utterly ridiculous now they say they are actors replaced by other actors after getting face surgery. They can never just admit they were wrong. Next it’s going to be that they are aliens who can morph or lizard people or some other bullshit. Tom Hanks is a fucking lizard. He’s a fucking Ditto from Pokémon. Can you imagine lying about celebrities? Celebrities are so important to you that you lie about fucking celebrities? Jesus Christ.