Just before the rope went taut and her neck snapped, Hillary began to laugh maniacally and screamed, "I'll get you Trump! And your little dog too!" Just then an audible snap rang out. Hillary's body twitched and then went slack, a low rumbling began, building in intensity and volume, just then Hillary's bowls released their vile contents in an explosive rush that shot from the legs of her paper overalls. Those present began to wretch uncontrollably as the putrid smell pierced their nostrils. Almost as if she willed it, this demonic display continued unabated for a full five minutes. Finally with a stuttering staccato finale, the river of ghastly effluent stopped. The area was quarantined and a squad of prisoner trusties were made to dig a large pit, Marines bulldozed the entire wretched mess into the hole, doused it with jet fuel and set it ablaze. The terrible sound of shrieking Demons pierced the night. Silence finally fell across the yard.
More likely!
GOinG tO nEed a sOuRcE On tHaT.
A guy on Youtube who's ex-brother in law used to date a chick that was engaged to a barber that worked at Parris Island back in the late 70's that gives him inside information confirmed this, so you know it's gotta be true.
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