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A total of 7,221 penises of African origin have been seized by the Chinese customs officers in what has now been tagged the world’s biggest seizure of human organs in history.

The organs which were hidden in a refrigerated freight container were seized when the ship harboured in the Shanghai Port following information from an anonymous informer who alerted the Chinese authorities.

The organs were packed in 36 boxes labelled as ‘plantains’ inside the refrigerated container on a ship that transited from Lagos, Nigeria and the ship’s crew consisting of four Nigerians, two Malians and two Cameronese now being detained.

Speaking on the seizure, the spokesman of the Chinese general administration of customs, Li Wu, says an increasingly large number of armed groups in Africa use organ trafficking to finance themselves, making such seizures predictable.

“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”

Mr Li says the organs were shipped from Lagos in Nigeria but may have only transited through that country and could possibly originate from elsewhere in Africa.

“We know that penises from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.”

IDIOCRACY IS A DOCUMENTARY..

A total of 7,221 penises of African origin have been seized by the Chinese customs officers in what has now been tagged the world’s biggest seizure of human organs in history. The organs which were hidden in a refrigerated freight container were seized when the ship harboured in the Shanghai Port following information from an anonymous informer who alerted the Chinese authorities. The organs were packed in 36 boxes labelled as ‘plantains’ inside the refrigerated container on a ship that transited from Lagos, Nigeria and the ship’s crew consisting of four Nigerians, two Malians and two Cameronese now being detained. Speaking on the seizure, the spokesman of the Chinese general administration of customs, Li Wu, says an increasingly large number of armed groups in Africa use organ trafficking to finance themselves, making such seizures predictable. “These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.” Mr Li says the organs were shipped from Lagos in Nigeria but may have only transited through that country and could possibly originate from elsewhere in Africa. “We know that penises from Lybia and Sudan fetch a higher price than those from other African war zones, but can’t presume of their origin before the end of the investigation.” IDIOCRACY IS A DOCUMENTARY..

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Evidently, it is only a problem if the penises were harvested under unsanitary conditions. Sanitary ones can go to market. Sounds like a deep state African depopulation effort.

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Thank you for noting this.

In my custom CSS for poal I have posts from the "worldnewsdailyreport.com" domain where the story originated from as being marked with big red "SATIRE" text in the event people post stories from there in subs other than the /s/satire sub.

I've now added this "thestreetjournal.org" domain to being marked with big red "FAKE NEWS" as they republished a satire article from a satire website as if it were real.

Frankly, I'd believe the penis story before I'd believe anything that Omidyar/Soros-funded Fact Check tries to gaslight us with.

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Fresh or frozen? It appears that eat a sack of dicks has legit origins. Thats just really messed up shit.

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It appears that eat a sack of dicks has legit origins

Ahahaha I needed that laugh today

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Its like where do you buy a fuck to give? Dicks have to have a source origin

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What in hell do the gooks do with nigger dicks? Eat them? Suck on them (cocksicles)?

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Probably used to make some kind of retarded virility, penis enlargement, or aphrodesiac powder/mixture out of the scorched remains after burning them.

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What in the actual fuck

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ship a dick. Land o dicks,

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Almost as much as yo mamma.

Sorry. It was wide open.

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“These organs are common commodities now, but they were certainly harvested in unsanitary conditions or contaminated at some point, so we can’t let them out on the Chinese market.”

From this statement, can it be any more obvious to the lack of morality in the statement? It infers that 'sanitary' organ trade is acceptable. The irony here is penises shipped in plaintain containers.

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Yeah.. But Tip off: you don't refrigerate plantains

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These were Nigerian 'plaintains' though.... They turn black in the frig.

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“specimens of this size” usually fetched around $160,000 each on the black market

Transgendered males could cash in if they were smart, but unfortunately for them, they aren't.