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In a case that's already sparked one lawsuit, a Beverly Hills strip mall business which rents private, anonymous safe deposit boxes was raided by the FBI last month - at which time the agency conducted a blanket seizure of hundreds of customers' belongings.

In a case that's already sparked one lawsuit, a Beverly Hills strip mall business which rents private, anonymous safe deposit boxes was raided by the FBI last month - at which time the agency conducted a blanket seizure of hundreds of customers' belongings.

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Soon to be your home safe with no warrant.

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..... after the firefights.

.... from my cold dead hands.

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  1. Set up Middle Man Logistics Processing LLC.

  2. Request Court put lien against business renting anonymous Safety Deposit Boxes on behalf of Middle Man Logistics Processing LLC for failure to deliver anonymous safety deposit boxes.

  3. Based on lien, request court declare Middle Man Logistics Processing LLC the conservator of all property belonging to business renting anonymous safety deposit boxes, including what FBI seized.

  4. ?

  5. Profit

  6. Get circumcised, grow Afro, shove dildo up ass, and be named Kikeniggerfaggot of the Century.

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You sir should be given the medal of honor Kek!

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Can you give me more on #4?

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I will for 20% of ownership shares in whatever corporation you form.

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i will borrow this! "Get circumcised, grow Afro, shove dildo up ass, and be named Kikeniggerfaggot of the Century."

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I've always thought of safety deposit boxes just like the cloud: convenient and risky. You're essentially giving your valuables to a third party you can't trust.

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They still have their uses, but that use isn't valuables.

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My gold coin dealer has been warning of the same thing ever since we first started doing business.

Physical possession and the means to protect it has always been his advice.

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Police and FBI love, love, love asset forfeiture!

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I wonder if they have my pot seeds.

The problem was the owners were knowingly using it to commit illegal transactions.

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FaggottyBunchofInstigators up to their usual shinanegans...