I'm not real? What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I'm John Motherfucking Durham. I graduated top of my class in Law School, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on criminals like you, and I have over 300 confirmed convictions. I am trained in gorilla lawfare and I'm the top lawyerman in the entire US law forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Don't you know I have a particular set of skills which I've honed over centuries of doing law? Skill which make me a nightmare for faggots like you. I don't practice law, because practice is for people who haven't achieved perfection. So you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can prosecute you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my law hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed law, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Judicial Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. You can try and find me first, but good luck, maggot, cause I'm browsing incognito. You think I'm funny? I'm a funny guy? Funny like a clown? (youtu.be) Well, laugh while you can. Because like the old saying goes, 'he who laughs last, is me.'
I'm not real? What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I'm John Motherfucking Durham. I graduated top of my class in Law School, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on criminals like you, and I have over 300 confirmed convictions. I am trained in gorilla lawfare and I'm the top lawyerman in the entire US law forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. Don't you know I have a particular set of skills which I've honed over centuries of doing law? Skill which make me a nightmare for faggots like you. I don't practice law, because practice is for people who haven't achieved perfection. So you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can prosecute you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my law hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed law, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Judicial Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. You can try and find me first, but good luck, maggot, cause I'm browsing incognito. [You think I'm funny? I'm a funny guy? Funny like a clown?](https://youtu.be/l7tT2hMDp00?t=9) Well, laugh while you can. Because like the old saying goes, 'he who laughs last, is me.'
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