What's wrong with the cyber truck?
The smash proof window fail.
Oh that was funny. I relate that to all the times I've dropped my phone hard and the screen never cracked, and then one time a tiny bump happens and the thing shatters.
The glass reaches it's stress point at a certain point and just says ok next time anyone fucks with me just a little I'm gunna explode.
The staff meeting after that would have been a doozy. I wonder how many lost their jobs that day.
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