I look on the bright side, more inheritance for me when my parents pass--she deserves nothing any ways
Twist ending: They leave the fortune and the estate to her. You get their set of commemorative Elvis plates.
Hell, those ARE pretty cool plates, though.
no fortune just a house--BUT my dad has lots of elvis memorabilia...but I bought all that for him
You're clearly cool. Too bad they actually left the house and the Elvis memorabilia to that cunt!
But you'll get those nice snuggies the cat only barfed on a little bit!
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