Nothing about this is hilarious.
This is serious business that we have been called to participate in.
Listen for the booms.
Sorry, my bad.
ANONS, LISTEN FOR THE BOOMS TONIGHT AT 4:34 AM WHEN JAKE TAPPER GETS HIS TALKING POINTS FROM MELANIA CUZ SHE'S GOING TO BAKE HIM A VANILLA CUSTARD WHICH MEANS WOODWARD AND BERNSTEIN ARE DOING A STORY ON ELAN MUSK WHO IS TRADING PLACES WITH BEZOS AND THAT'S WHY HE'S STEPPING DOWN!!!!!!
BOOM!!!
YES
TONIGHT AT 4:34 AM
Melania's vanilla custard contains a Neuralink that Musk is implanting in Bezos. Bezos won't know it but he'll be test-driving Teslas and SpaceX craft.
Proof is here: https://poal.co/s/QStorm/284150/589169c8-e60d-46b6-a28d-c5a8665f435d#cmnts
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