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FTA: "You’re probably reading the title of this article and thinking, what???

Communist China has new tests, which involve inserting a swab into the rectum to detect whether someone has COVID or not.

After the new tests started happening several videos were posted online of people wobbling around the hospital who had anal swab COVID test.

China has come out and said the anal swab tests don’t make you wobble like a penguin but videos tell a different story...."

FTA: "You’re probably reading the title of this article and thinking, what??? Communist China has new tests, which involve inserting a swab into the rectum to detect whether someone has COVID or not. After the new tests started happening several videos were posted online of people wobbling around the hospital who had anal swab COVID test. China has come out and said the anal swab tests don’t make you wobble like a penguin but videos tell a different story...."

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This new anal swab "TEST" is NOT to test for a fake "VIRUS". It is to completely demoralize people. Think about it.... Are you willing to bend over and get your ass violated?

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Damn, how deep are they going? I read an article that said you can give a poop sample and if no poop, then the swab only goes 1-2 inches. Some sadists are anal swabbing

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"...they do make you go really squinty though..."

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I just got my anal test kit.

The instructions are in Chinese, so I was wondering....

How long am I supposed to keep this stick up my ass?

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Anal swab include happy ending?

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what cuckoldry to submit to this. China is asshoe (swabbing)

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Jerry Nadler says this not true.

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it will make you squirm like a pole dancer.