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China recently rolled out anal test kits for Coronavirus.

The new protocol was recently introduced via Chinese state-run media outlets, prompting widespread discussion and, in some cases, outrage. “Some Chinese doctors say the science is there. Recovering patients, they say, have continued to test positive through samples from the lower digestive tract days after nasal and throat swabs came back negative,” The Washington Post notes.

The method, however, has not been well-received by many Chines citizens.

80 percent of users on Weibo, a Chinese social media platform, responded to a poll saying they “could not accept” the invasive method.

“Everyone involved will be so embarrassed,” one user added.

https://thenationalpulse.com/breaking/china-pushes-anal-coronavirus-tests/

China recently rolled out anal test kits for Coronavirus. The new protocol was recently introduced via Chinese state-run media outlets, prompting widespread discussion and, in some cases, outrage. “Some Chinese doctors say the science is there. Recovering patients, they say, have continued to test positive through samples from the lower digestive tract days after nasal and throat swabs came back negative,” The Washington Post notes. The method, however, has not been well-received by many Chines citizens. 80 percent of users on Weibo, a Chinese social media platform, responded to a poll saying they “could not accept” the invasive method. “Everyone involved will be so em**barrassed**,” one user added. https://thenationalpulse.com/breaking/china-pushes-anal-coronavirus-tests/

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Not long before this is mandated in the US. It will also very very symbolic of what the deepstate is doing to the people after their disposal of Trump. Basically sticking it up your ass.
If you are a white male and refuse this test, you will be labeled homophobic and put in a re-education camp.

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Yes, Biden's statement yesterday about having 600? million doses of vaccine on hand by the summer do not bode well.

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My first guess for "What humiliation do they have planned for after the face diapers?" was nipple clamps. Guess I was wrong.

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Next: Mandatory foot long slow release vaccine suppositories.

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That is because the mouth, nose and anus are all non-keratinized stratified squamous epithelium. Spices burn going in and coming out.

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They've fucked your nose, now they want to do the same to your ass. What's next?

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So, this test isn't really a new test at all, it's just getting its sample from a different location. There's no indication in the piece that the process after sample gathering is any different -- the sample is magnified using the same old PCR manufacturing technique (which is not a test), and then checked for DNA markers.

I'm all for it, however, if it makes people more reluctant to take the damn thing.

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Testing is mandatory and will be performed at your local bdsm dungeon.

Also, the mask is being replaced with a ball gag.