Example??
Hamlet for starters. Uncle Sam is wandering around saying, 'Remember Me' and Q puts on a show to flush out the guilty party and everybody dies. We have Melania, Kamila, or big Mike to play the part of Ophelia.
Seems legit.
All significant characters die in Hamlet, owing to Hamlet lollygagging about with his thumb up his ass.
The real question then is who plays Crown Prince Fortibras in our version?
I would guess that Trump is Hamlet, so that would make Biden the most logical choice for Fortibras. (Prolly call him training-bras cuz reasons)
Then we the public are rosencrantz and guildenstern.
Side note: If anyone here is into weird movies, there is a movie Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead. Has Gary Oldman in it and a Richard Dreyfus being Richard Dreyfus. It is fun if you are into weird.
The part of Horatio's skull could be played by George Washington's skull, of Lincoln's or Andrew Jackson's - though Lincolns skull would require some tape - a lot of tape.
Polonius would be Q.
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