The real question then is who plays Crown Prince Fortibras in our version?
Polonius would be Q.
The part of Horatio's skull could be played by George Washington's skull, of Lincoln's or Andrew Jackson's - though Lincolns skull would require some tape - a lot of tape.
I would guess that Trump is Hamlet, so that would make Biden the most logical choice for Fortibras. (Prolly call him training-bras cuz reasons)
Then we the public are rosencrantz and guildenstern.
Side note: If anyone here is into weird movies, there is a movie Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead. Has Gary Oldman in it and a Richard Dreyfus being Richard Dreyfus. It is fun if you are into weird.
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