The real question then is who plays Crown Prince Fortibras in our version?
I would guess that Trump is Hamlet, so that would make Biden the most logical choice for Fortibras. (Prolly call him training-bras cuz reasons)
Then we the public are rosencrantz and guildenstern.
Side note: If anyone here is into weird movies, there is a movie Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead. Has Gary Oldman in it and a Richard Dreyfus being Richard Dreyfus. It is fun if you are into weird.
The part of Horatio's skull could be played by George Washington's skull, of Lincoln's or Andrew Jackson's - though Lincolns skull would require some tape - a lot of tape.
Polonius would be Q.
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