Yeah there’s more guys like Mattis than people realize. That’s my big point of caution about trusting ex military just because they are military.
But I mean a lot of people put faith in McInerney so maybe I should be a little more open minded. You know, this is just a crazy little theory I might have… But it’s possible… Just possible… I know it’s crazy… Please bear with me here…
That I don’t know everything.
Get up, get up off the floor, don’t think. Please. It’s OK, I know I know, I know, be still, be calm. I know. I know how crazy that is. Please stop crying. But it is possible that I’m not even half as smart as I think I am. I know! Please! Stop crying! It’s OK man. It’s OK to doubt me. It’s OK. Seriously. You’re gonna have to let go of this hero worship.
I’m not perfect!
There’s a small tiny outside possibility that there are some things in the universe that I am not certain of.
It is unpossible for random people on the internet to admit that they don't know everything. How dare you.
;-)
Oh I mean it’s just because I’m the most humble guy. You know, which is incredibly difficult for someone who is simultaneously so intelligent and handsome. It really is a testament to my amazing character that I could be so humble. Can you imagine that? Me? Of all people? Being humble? I mean get out of town.
I mean, you know what it’s like.
Yes. Yes I do. Bigly.
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