Okay, I'm ready. I'm home. I've got a good stock of food, my dog, plenty of ammo and a couple bottles of bourbon. Let's get this party started!!!!!
I'll be passed out drunk in the next two hours so someone may have to wake me if the commies start marching by.
Damn, I need some bourbon!
Days like today I wish I never stop drinking. It would be so much fun to hang out with you guys here while drunk all day. Been sober for 15 years. Well. Too far to go back now.
Well I do have some Crown Royal cause I drink it straight, no ice.
But alcohol gives me a headache.
Which is why I stick with straight heroin.
I am kidding of course.
It's not 'straight' heroin.
Here's my problem.
I need to take a shower but my 'devices' are not waterproof.
Soon as I jump in there, stuff will go down.
Make the sacrifice and get in the fucking shower. This shit needs to get started!
I'm already out lol.
Bopper! yes Crown Royal!! Canada's fave!!! I also use to drink that stuff straight--but I don't drink anymore
Ah yes, forgot it was Canadian. I don't drink really but I keep some around.
Put them in a plastic bag, but to make sure you can still use them you'll need to put your head in the bag too.
Right?
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