Maybe buy a MyPillow. Because Mike is Q. The letter looks like a face with a mustache. Buy the pillow. Rip it open. Find the shredded Enron papertrail documents which when finally decoded will becomes a map that will lead you to a massive cache of gold the nazis hid in a cave somewhere on a massive island in the pacific ocean and that's why there's a huge gap on the global maps.
Only $29.99. Buy one get one free and the other pillow has secrets to jump dimensions.
That's the only way you'll finally get some sleep.
Enter q for a big discount at checkout you know. True.
Watch Quantum Leap before you start with the dimension jumping. Not all fun and games.
DON'T FORGET TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE!
the Nazi gold is in Antarctica.
That's what they want you think. It's actually hidden on the moon.
That's why flat earthers want you to think. Antarctica IS THE MOON!
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