Release Simon parkes alien sex tape!
I watch Simon for a big gulp of hopium...
he's full of shit, but seems to be calming people.
red flag for me is when he said Q is in Scottsdale AZ... wtf? you mean where Austin Steinbart the LARP lives?
and the horse shit about have sex with an alien? fucking nuts boyo that one.
On target?
How’s his 9foot alien mom? Have u seen his drawings done in Crayola marker? When interviewed he stated that he never really saw his mom. She was a drunk. The alien mom always said you are safe. So sad.
I can’t believe you morons follow this grifter.
He has changed his bio on his website ensure now but a few days ago it was all about his alien encounters He’s a nut job
LOL. . . I have a lot of people calling me a nut job because I think Q is legit :)
Parkes has the credibility of a chain-smoking monkey on crack.
Is this the guy that claims he married an extraterrestrial?
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