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[–] • 9 pts

Damn. I don’t have a TV. Will one of you assholes text me?

[–] • 6 pts

You can expect my messenger pigeon. Leave your window open, pls.

[–] • 4 pts

Please send drugs and money too.

[–] • 2 pts

Might as well toss in this spare lawyer I have just laying around as well, in that case.

[–] • 0 pt

What could you possibly need with both?

[–] • 1 pt

Roger that. Thanks

[–] • 4 pts

Me too, dumped my television when I got my own place a couple decades ago. Was a choice between TV or food, and I like to eat.

Don't miss it today.

[–] [deleted] • 3 pts

I’ll save you the trouble. The president will not declare “global” martial law.

[–] • 1 pt

Shit dude didn’t wake me up.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

I think that will be down too. I could do smoke signals. Does anyone one have Smoke Signals for Dummies I can borrow?

[–] • 2 pts

I only accept free range cage free smoke signals. Don’t try to send any of that “sweat shop” smoke.

[–] • 1 pt

All I have is

[–] • 0 pt

ya, i ki11ed mine years ago.

never have missed it. i'll just listen for the bleating, at least that will let me know something is up.

send me a flying rat (pigeon), too. supper.

[–] • 0 pt

KMFAO!! What's your number Patriot!!!

[–] • 3 pts

I only give my number the those with the “suspicious behavior” badge.