You sound like you went to Woodstock during your youth and have subconsciously never left! How much do you spend a month on shampoo and conditioner? You will probably have to start investing in some beard serum and trimmers to get the biker look. Dont tell me you already have a harley Davidson... Pity about lockdown, how long did you stare into the mirror before you buzzed your first row? Funny enough I spent lockdown trying to grow my hair, my wife has never seen me with hair on my head, for the past twenty years I have shaved the scalp smooth everyday and keep the beard light and barely noticable, the experiment didnt work out to well, she bought me a new electric shaver that now makes shaving the scalp a breeze.
So you did have one of those mothers.... my senses have not let me down yet! Wonder what made her change her mind to allow concert 10? Or were you at the age where you moved out by then? Do you think you became rebellious once you left home? Doing all the things your mom once said you cant? I see the rebellious personality carried over to the army, pitching up with long hair and sunglasses , I see why they called you Hollywood! You put a target on your head that day. Rebels do make the best soldiers though.... Which area did you specialise? From the short time we have had I would guess something like "cryptologic linguist".
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