You sound like you went to Woodstock during your youth and have subconsciously never left! How much do you spend a month on shampoo and conditioner? You will probably have to start investing in some beard serum and trimmers to get the biker look. Dont tell me you already have a harley Davidson... Pity about lockdown, how long did you stare into the mirror before you buzzed your first row? Funny enough I spent lockdown trying to grow my hair, my wife has never seen me with hair on my head, for the past twenty years I have shaved the scalp smooth everyday and keep the beard light and barely noticable, the experiment didnt work out to well, she bought me a new electric shaver that now makes shaving the scalp a breeze.