Her profession alone gave her age away. Those days they atleast knew how to use their hands and fingers unlike the ones of today. She probably has arthritis by now but I'm sure she still has the magic touch and if not I'm sure her personality has not changed but then again you never know with menopause.... So I take it you are an old timer linguist? How many hairs do you have left on your head? I'm sure the youth of today and their new age english has caused many hairs to be pulled out.
You sound like you went to Woodstock during your youth and have subconsciously never left! How much do you spend a month on shampoo and conditioner? You will probably have to start investing in some beard serum and trimmers to get the biker look. Dont tell me you already have a harley Davidson... Pity about lockdown, how long did you stare into the mirror before you buzzed your first row? Funny enough I spent lockdown trying to grow my hair, my wife has never seen me with hair on my head, for the past twenty years I have shaved the scalp smooth everyday and keep the beard light and barely noticable, the experiment didnt work out to well, she bought me a new electric shaver that now makes shaving the scalp a breeze.
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